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PostSubject: Jokes   16th August 2007, 4:50 pm

This is a collection of jokes I have made up which are not Sakis related.

Why is it illegal to have two Jolly Rogers?

Because it would be a pirate copy.

What do you call a hotel heiress who stinks of cheese?

Paris Stilton.

What is a dads' favourite singer?

Helena Paparizou

How does a football supporter keep cool?

By sitting next to a fan.

What do you call a naked football team?

Arsenal.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   16th August 2007, 5:18 pm

What do you call a hotel heiress who stinks of cheese?

Paris Stilton.

This one is my favourite Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   17th August 2007, 1:07 am

Those r good ones Mo especialy the last 3. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   21st October 2009, 11:36 am

I made up some stupid forum related jokes just now.

Which member likes rock music but blushes easily?

Red Tsvetelin.

Which member here rocks but bought her first ever car?

Ford Cool Tina.

Which member speaks crap in German but listens to a rock band?

Scheizer Chiefs.

Which member does preserving work?

Formalin.

Which member is seen with a deer, listening to Eurovision songs and holding a bottle of champagne?

Buck's Fizz.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   22nd October 2009, 10:00 am

Great ones as always Mo! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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