Moldie's secret affairs (revealed)

This thread is about some jokey secrets about me with other guys I like besides Sakis. It is going to be some photoshop made captions which may make Sakis angry.

Here is a pic of me and Ukrainian footballer Andriy Shevchenko Sakis found under the bed when he discovered I was not in the house.

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Sakis says : MOLDIE!!!!!!!, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS????!!!!
I say : Oh nothing, it's just a friend of mine.
Sakis : Have you been cheating on me?
Me : No.
Sakis : Liar.

Shortly after I left Sakis' house, I visited Bulgarian footballer Dimitar Berbatov and this is what I saw as soon as I saw him.

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Dimitar : MOLDIE!!!!!, JUST WHO IS THIS GUY HERE ANYWAY???!!!!!
Me : I don't know, it's just some guy out of a Greek mythology book.
Dimitar : I have heard of somebody called Sakis Rouvas who is a pop singer and he looks like this, have you had an affair with him?
Me : No I never, it's just a pic of him from his concert.
Dimitar : You ran off with him, you liar, I saw black hair in the bed and it was his, because it was on your clothes.

Then Andriy Shevchenko confronted me saying....

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Andriy : MOLDIE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????!!!!!!
Me : I haven't done anything.
Andriy : I've heard that you had an affair with a Greek and a Bulgarian bloke behind my back.
Me : No I didn't, I was just a friend of them.
Andriy : Yeah right.

Very funny Mo. Keep it on.

OH MO! U CERTAINLY CRACKED ME UP WITH THESE!

Meanwhile, Dimitar went to Sakis' house and rummaged through Mal's deck and found my card and then he said to Sakis.......

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Dimitar : SAKIS!!!!!!, JUST WHAT IS THIS????!!!!!!
Sakis : Just a card from the deck of fans I got from a Swedish fan.
Dimitar : Did Zlatan Ibrahimovic give you that?
Sakis : Zlatan who?
Dimitar : The Swedish football player.
Sakis : No he didn't but it's a fan of mine called Malin actually.
Dimitar : What, a pic of an Eastern Europe nut from the UK, did she really give you that?
Sakis : Nai.
Dimitar : Moldie's going to be in trouble the next time I see her.
Sakis : Alright neighbouring country guy, you better leave or Moldie will kill me.

Sakis was reading a tabloid and he saw this paparazzi pic of me inside with Andriy Shevchenko on a beach. When he saw me, he said this....

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Sakis : MOLDIE!!!!, IS THAT YOU IN THAT PIC???!!!
Me : Oxi.
Sakis : Yes it damn is, you liar, you were with that Ukrainian bloke again weren't you?
Me : No.
Sakis : (hurls magazine at me), GET OUT!!!!!

OH MO!

Sakis went to see me at my house and then he saw me in bed with Berby and Shev.

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Sakis : MOLDIE!!!!!, JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED WITH THOSE BLACK SEA GUYS????!!!!
Me : Oh nothing.
Sakis : WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING???!!!
Me : Erm, not sure.
Sakis : Cheater.

One Christmas, Dimitar was wondering where I was, he was thinking.....

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Dimitar : I wonder where is Moldie right now, I hope she is not with that Rouvas again, or she will be in big trouble.

Oh Mo!!

Oh bravo Mo! Bravo!

really bravo!!!!!!! great job mo:))))) i could fall of a chair of laughing.....

p.s. i may put some works of mine these days...i am still considering it:)

When Sakis was watching TV, he switched channels and saw Berby on a Bulgarian channel, he saw him slagging him off and he then said.....

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Sakis : (shouting at TV), YOU!!!!!!!
Dimitar on TV : Do you know the Greek singer Sakis Rouvas? He looks like he has his face punched in and his nose broken and I don't know what Moldie sees in him I don't know.
Sakis : (shouting at TV), WHAT!!!!!!, YOU B*****D, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MOLDIE MOU!!!!
Dimitar on TV : Sakis can't sing, he sings like a pansy, even the most amateur folk musician in Bulgaria can sing better than him.
Sakis : (growling at TV), GGGGGRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!, YOU'RE DEAD MAN!!!!
Dimitar on TV : And what Moldie secretly told me is that Sakis is gay and does not know the true meaning of heartthrob status.
Sakis : (gets ouzo bottle and throws it at TV), RIGHT, THAT'S IT BULGARSKI!!!! (TV explodes), BANG!!!!!!!

Sakis was reading a magazine and saw a pic of me and Berby snapped having an affair, when he saw me, he said.....

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Sakis : MOLDIE!!!!, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW????!!!!!
Me : What do you mean?
Sakis : What do you mean what do I mean?, LOOK!!!!
Me : That's not me in that pic, it's a lookalike with the wrong name put on.
Sakis : It is DEFINITELY you Molds, you were giving a flower to that ol' Bulgarski guy weren't you?
Me : No.
Sakis : (rips picture out of magazine, screws it up and throws it at me), GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!!

OMG MO!

looooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a big aplause on sakis and tv episode:)))))) *falls of a hair of laughing*

hey,guys,we can make some soap opera written here on forum,what do u think? we could open separate subject and everybody would post some situation...would be hilarious,concidering mo's,emilia's aleera's and jessie's and other members sence of humor....

Dimitar went round my house and saw some Greek magazines with Sakis on under my bed, he grabbed the Nitro mag with the dynamite on and he said......

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Dimitar : MOLDIE!!!!!, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS????!!!!!
Me : Oh nothing, it's just Sakis on the cover of a Greek magazine.
Dimitar : GREEK MAGAZINE!!!!!!, WITH THAT PONCEY IDIOT ON THE FRONT WITH THE DYNAMITE OVER HIS RUDE BITS!!!!!
Me : I read that mag a lot, put it down.
Dimitar : I'm sorry but this mag is going in the bin, I can't stand him anymore with that behaviour.
Me : Please do not, that's an old issue from 2003.
Dimitar : OLD ISSUE!!!!, IT'S IN GREEK, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT????!!!!
Me : I just like the pics inside.
Dimitar : (throws magazine in the bin), No point having this Moldie, it's going in there.
Me : (sobbing), YOU B*****D, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS??????!!!!!

I laughed so much I could barely finish reading the story line!

Sakis was reading a magazine and saw a pic of Berby with my name tattooed on his arm, he then said....

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Sakis : (growling), HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?????!!!!!!
Me : What?
Sakis : MOLDIE!!!!, HAVE YOU REALISED THAT THAT BULGARSKI BLOKE HAS YOUR NAME TATTOOED ON HIS ARM????!!!!!
Me : No I never.
Sakis : Liar, I bet you have a secret one with his name on your arse or something.
Me : NO I DO NOT!!!!!!
Sakis : (ripping up picture and throwing it at me), GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!