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PostSubject: hurts   3rd January 2008, 9:46 am

i see unhappy people so....A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories   3rd January 2008, 10:03 am

nice try Stelio mou!! You certainly made me giggle but Im sure the girlies STILL wanna see the pics!!! lol lol lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories   3rd January 2008, 12:04 pm

haha stelios, good one. But I still would want to see the pics. Laughing

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PostSubject: maybe this one helps   3rd January 2008, 12:29 pm

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then,
this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink
from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy
you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No,
it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave
the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said
that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave
it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver
just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my
wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And
just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up
and drink my poison."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories   4th January 2008, 3:56 am

Oh dear! Good one Stelios! Laughing Laughing lol!
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PostSubject: maybe this one helps   10th January 2008, 12:26 pm

- It is important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It is important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
- It is important to have a woman who is very good in bed and who likes to be with you, only.

But it's much more important that these four women don't know each other..
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